A Something Random Guide to..

Don’t lock your keys in the car, in the ignition, with the car running.  Not only will it cost you a little bit of pride, cops won’t slim jim in unless there is a baby inside.

You’ll only be left with a $50 dollar credit card charge to “Pop-a-Lock” (that happens to be in my case almost 20% of my living stipend for this month), a wasted Sunday afternoon, and despite it all, happiness that you have a roommate who offers you a consolation cup of coffee while snapping photos to commemorate the occasion.

Roomkate morphed into Leonardo Da Vinci, capturing the moment perfectly.  Notice the Mona Lisa smile–

The left half cynically says “Way to go Rumbels, this is just like you,”

while the right half affectionally says “Way to go Rumbels, this is just like you!”